just discovered that there's homework posted on the net. fantastic, 5 damn pages of it as well. it's nearly 3 and im just getting through my bio work. planning to stay up the whole night to get through just my humanity's work. leaving math and poa for tmr when jen and steph come over. hopefully will finish science and heck, sod chinese (if there's any).

not in any condition to write anything readable right now. mind swirling with facts on nutrition. damn bio essay. trying to say how peanut butter sandwiches don't make a well-balanced diet. ok, will perhaps blog again later. so i leave ya'll with more stuff from my folder...

The Good, Bad, Worse...
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camos and has an AK-47.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Worse: Your wife is on next.

Good: Your husband's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Worse: And he looks better in them than you do.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son that is.

Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.