heck. why don't i just have an entry for quotes by authors?

I may write disturbing stuff, but really I have the heart of a small boy... I keep it in a jar on my desk.
- Stephen King

The Mariott hotel group is under the impression that you can make a drinkable cup of tea using the hotel room's coffee perculator, a complimentary tea-bag, a thing of creamer, and a sort of a small cut off plastic straw. The Marriott hotel group is wrong.
- Neil Gaiman

will update... eventually. trying to get a tag board/flooble as well.