trying to clear out my folder, so in the days to come there'll be alot of amusing crap here, such as...

oh my dearest friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Postscript:
A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body

in light of the current SARS outbreak, the MoE has given the order for all students to stay at home until the 6th of april.

how nice. when we get back to school, the ciriculum (ok, i don't know how to spell it!) is going to be shit. we'll probably have extra math and god knows what practically every day. not only that, this means that us pple at ij have 3 weeks of march hols and only 2 weeks of june. this is absolute shit.

what exactly am i complaining abt? i should be happy right? no, im not. i do not wish to go back to school and get piles of crap loaded unto us students. i really pity the choir girls as well, i believe that their SYF has been postponed. if that happends to us, they'll be dealing with over a hundred bands of very pissed pple.

the SYF date for band has been fixed. we are the 111th band to play on the 11th of april at 11.30am (i think, give or take a few minutes). notice the ones? hoping that it is a good omen. hah! do not have lessons on that day.

alright, getting a little late. have to make a trip tmr back to school, just to collect my saxophone. also hoping that i do not have tuition on sunday, actually had to go during the march hols... sheesh. ok, will blog again soon.

right. have not updated for nearly 2 (for dragonlance readers: only 2, not more than 2...) weeks already. jamie, stop bugging me to update, jeez you think i got so much time?

have been very busy esp with band. got prac 3 times a week. in a way it's fun but at this rate, think i'll crumble under the pressure by the time SYF rolls around. but hey, stress is a good thing, in a way. a certain amt of stress is needed in daily life, like when you have to pass a test or even when you cross a road (don't have to worry abt getting banged down is it?).

yay! watched the FotR extended version last week! got a few cut scenes, at the beginning bilbo narrates and also the whole gift giving scene. i can't believe how much they cut outta lothlorien! i know, it drags the film and all but it's really relevent to what happens later, esp for pple who haven't read the book. was watching it at nick's place, it doesn't help that he's read the Very Secret Diaries by cassandra claire.

haldir (looking at frodo): you bring great evil into these woods.
nick: yes.(pregnant pause) it's called homosexuality.

heh heh... will blog when i can. am off to watch smallville now. think Lex is very hot. ok, rambling. not good. oh yes, and i put up a link to josie and linette's blog. they're sisters, by the way. ok, will go now.

bumber stickers we'd love to see...

I brake for insects.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
All generalisations are false.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Forget about World Peace...visualise using your turn signal.
We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
No radio - Already stolen.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Your kid may be an honours student, but you're still an idiot.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

heh heh.

heck. why don't i just have an entry for quotes by authors?

I may write disturbing stuff, but really I have the heart of a small boy... I keep it in a jar on my desk.
- Stephen King

The Mariott hotel group is under the impression that you can make a drinkable cup of tea using the hotel room's coffee perculator, a complimentary tea-bag, a thing of creamer, and a sort of a small cut off plastic straw. The Marriott hotel group is wrong.
- Neil Gaiman

will update... eventually. trying to get a tag board/flooble as well.

Wow, you're a Squall. I don't think ive ever met a
Squall before. You may seem quiet and boring
but really have a tortured soul. You'd be a
grear character in those heartbreaking romance
novels. too bad you'd probably die in the end.


Which of the Final Fantasy 8 charatcers are you most like?
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i've just realized, he's quite hot eh?


you are "the villain". you delight in
squashing small rodents under your sick little
palm. yum yum.


What fairy tale cliche are you?
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You are a Fairy of Dreams. You can see this life
and lives past with great clarity. These
visions can be tuned into with great
concentration and time, however, don't expect
to see good things all the time. We are more
prone to negative visions as sayers of the
sooth.


What is your essence Fairy?
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and yes, i like fairies. right, that was a sign of a total bimbo but im tired ok? and when im tired i do quizzes and make stupid comments. imagine if i were tired all the time *shudder*. in a way i am, but not to that extent. just esp on mondays, since i've got band and PE as well. ok, got bio test tmr. hafta go.

some quotes from my friends. you'll enjoy them, i've amusing friends.

everytime you say the 'f' word, i go home and wash my ears.
- steph, on my language

i want to fry myself!
- jenny, on her blog

now i know how girls from those classes are like.
- one of my bandmates, during ipw class. it was a combined class thing.

i don't want to get scurvy.
- steph, when she bought orange juice.

my sister's not 8 anymore. she's 15!
- my sister, on her blog. (she's nuts)

you don't have to send anything over. you've already sent bol bol.
- my sister, when we offered to send stuff. (she's nuts)

my friend: im afraid of the dark
me: oh too bad, i've got 30 feet infra-red vision. my god, did i just say that?
( my d&d halfing character has that. man, i really need a game )

it's really good to be writing in my blog after so long... been having an awfully long week, like as if it's all merged into one massively crappy day.

the new band room's small, but cosy. it's ok, at least we have a band room. having sectionals in the canteen and under the trees (not at the same time lah!) is pretty fun as well. the air-cons just started working, sorry for that. will miss nice scenery of trees directly outside 'cos will have to close windows. we'd hear the awful drilling though, during practice but it was really funny when mr sim (our conductor) started trying to guess what pitch the drilling was in (F#).

snuck off with isis during sectionals on friday to see our classrooms. they're abt 10 paces wide and two walls are covered with soft board (that stuff that's used for notice boards). there's only one wall with windows and two ceiling fans so it'll be pretty stuffy. will try to find way ard that, mebe bring portable fan? stepping out of class, im greeted with the sight of a football field. the school has two of them, i look forward to pet day, perhaps the school will bring horses in.

can already forsee the complaints from self righteous pompous brats, 'it's so hot here!', 'what's the school trying to do, kill us?', 'the place is so gross...' it's old lah, and of course, my fav, 'why is there no air con?'

for god's sake, you have a place to study, a teacher to teach you, chairs, tables and books to use and you don't need to worry abt if you'll have food on the table tonight.

so learn.

i am damned tired right now. have had 8 tests or so, last and this week. feeling the burn. obviously right now my writing's not very good, been doing argumentative essays for english... crap, have to write one on friday. but no matter, the march hols are starting in a couple of weeks. very geared up for it, got many things planned. including trying to get my hair dyed blue. of course there will be band and im painting the class over in thomson(is that how you spell it?) as well. also spending some time at choir. feels like some kind of shortened december hols. am writing in fragmented sentences and have no paragraphs, not a good sign.

i think i've been doing too many summaries for english. have to go now, got to get to church for ash wednesday. will blog again soon, hopefully when im in a better state.