So my estate was fogged today. And about a million cockroaches came crawling out of every conceivable place a nasty thing like that could possibly hide. They were all sizes, from a grain of rice to as long as my finger. It wasn't possible for me to walk in a straight line and I even changed course a few times. At least three would have entered the house if we hadn't taped up the rubbish chute before the fogging.

My life has been fogged but I wish the cockroaches would leave me alone.